"What would you do for a Klondike bar?" -- Nothing. The hard chocolate tastes funny and the ice cream is like snow.
"Just do it." -- What exactly? Become a professional athlete? Buy sneakers with gigantic rubber soles?
"Got milk?" -- No, I've not recently given birth.
"Say it with flowers." -- Well, then, I'll need 2,000 gardenias, 1,800 roses and about 5,000 carnations. Oh, and I'll need a vacant football field.
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