A Fine and Joyful Day

Today I got to wake up and wash my face. I had the privilege of eating a bowl of muesli for breakfast and chasing it with some filtered water. I had the distinct satisfaction of choosing an outfit from many colorful options. The bus graciously came to pick me up, and I was allowed to interact with other humans. I enjoyed the benefits of a public university, including lovely grounds and buildings. I was blessed with a tuna sandwich for lunch--it even had little onions cut up in it. The bus picked me up again (glorious convenience!) and I arrived home to bountiful technology and peaceful solitude until leaving for work in my fine automobile. When I get home again, I will indulge in a fantastic chocolate brownie, watch a fine television program and, finally, retire for slumber on my excellent Lebeda mattress.